Maybe it’s just me, but lately I’ve been feeling really old.
Between the latest fashion trends of printed leggings & neon colors like these:
And the horrible new album by my ‘old’ fave Britney
I’m just at a loss! I mean when did the 80’s come back with a slash of awful?! And when did the radio become a thumping horrible mess of songs that all sound the same with horrible lyrics? Now I understand why my parents hated my “rap crap” as a teen. I listen to some of it now and am SHOCKED at what was in those songs…..but when the kiddos aren’t around, you can bet I still rock it.
You. Are. Welcome.
Oh and have I mentioned I’d just rather stay in my PJ’s on my heinous couch than go out on the town?
-The couch that my inlaws gave us when we first got married, probably so they wouldn’t have to burn it themselves.
-The couch they try to tell me is an ‘heirloom’ when I tell them how much I hate that stupid ugly thing.
-The couch that I want to light up in a massive bonfire but don’t want to buy a new couch to replace it just yet.
Mom P, if you’re reading this I definitely know you are laughing because you hate this couch as much as I do.
That couch & my Millionaire Matchmaker, Downton Abby, New Girl or Grey’s is where it’s at.
(ps. you don’t even want to know what’s hiding beneath that slip cover…just imagine grandma’s hunter green & red floral in the 80’s)
Also, I’m finding that I’m not liking my kid in school because he brings home behaviors that are just nasty! I mean, who ARE these parents raising their kids?! Cohen’s “best friend” was screaming at him, “I HATE YOU!” as a joke….ummm….no. Not funny & not acceptable in our house.
You reading this honey? Florida. Get me in the sun, on the beach with a pretty golf cart to take me around the streets.